AN UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF CHARACTERS I LOVE • April Ludgate
We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door, you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal usted. And no electricity after 6PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.