AN UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF CHARACTERS I LOVE • Ben Wyatt
When I was 18, I ran for mayor of my small town and won. Little bit of anti-establishment voter rebellion I guess. Here’s the thing, though, about 18 year olds. They’re idiots. I pretty much ran the place into the ground and after two months got impeached. Worst part was my parents grounded me.
AN UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF CHARACTERS I LOVE • April Ludgate
We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door, you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal usted. And no electricity after 6PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.
AN UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF CHARACTERS I LOVE • Leslie Knope
It’s not cool. It’s trespassing, and that is breaking the rules. Cool people make the rules. They don’t break the rules. And if those kids want you to break the rules then they’re not really your friends.