2. Willow Rosenberg/Daniel “Oz” Osbourne
Oz: Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: Yeah, I see!
Oz: The monkey’s the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?
You have the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen.
So I’m wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like is the hippo going, ‘Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!’
And you know the monkey’s just, ‘I mock you with my monkey pants!’ And there’s a big coup in the zoo.
Willow: The monkey is French?
Oz: All monkeys are French.